THE BLOG & REVIEWS

Oct 20, 20206 min read

Alton Towers Scarefest 2020 Review

So most of us had visited Scarefest before Dane had yet to experience Scarefest properly. (He had been before but there were personal...

Aug 22, 20204 min read

An Alton Towers Proposal

As most of you will know who read this, on the 20th August 2020 I proposed to Dan at Alton Towers outside Wicker Man. The process was not...

Jul 29, 20203 min read

A Day At Paultons Park

I’ve lived in Salisbury for over 12 years now and not once in those 12 years have I actually visited Paultons Park despite it being only...

May 22, 20208 min read

Rides That Missed Their Potential

So this might be a controversial topic, Rides that might have missed their potential, however, this is not how these rides are bad as all...

Mar 17, 20203 min read

Chessington Annual Pass Day 2020

Chessington Annual Pass day is usually our first theme park trip of the year and so its always exciting to get there to see whats changed...

Jan 10, 20203 min read

If We Could Look Behind The Curtain

I don’t know about you guys, but have you ever walked through a scare attraction or around a scream park and thought “I’d love to have a...

Nov 20, 20193 min read

Our Favourite Ghost Trains In The UK

Unlike our Amber, the rest of us love our ghost trains. We aren’t experts on the topic but we just genuinely adore the rides. So it got...

Oct 18, 20193 min read

Screamland 2019 Review

Last night, Dreamland invited us along to their launch night to experience their Screamland event. In its 5th year, we were keen to visit...

Sep 30, 20198 min read

Thorpe Park Fright Nights 2019 Review

At the weekend, Amber and I were joined by Tim from ScareTour and all of us visited Thorpe Park to experience their Fright Nights event....

Sep 21, 20194 min read

Liseberg 2019 Review

For many years, theme park enthusiasts have been raving about how good Liseberg is, and so, I’ve finally sashayed over to Gothenburg to...

Jul 21, 20192 min read

Is Flamingo Land Fabulous?

Simple answer, yes, but we want to go into extra detail about why Flamingoland is amazing and such an under rated theme park. So other ...

Jul 6, 20193 min read

Goodbye Saw Alive

It was recently revealed via a social media image posted by @AmitymediaTP on Instagram that Saw Alive is leaving the park. The image ...

Jun 28, 20193 min read

Alton Towers Dungeon Review!

We will hold our hands up and say that we’ve dropped the ball with this. We should have got a review written when we first did it, but...

Apr 17, 20193 min read

Is Derren Brown's Ghost Train Actually Amazing?

Yes is the simple answer to that question. While many, many, many enthusiasts slate the ride for many different reasons, DBGT exist and ...

Apr 9, 20193 min read

First Ever Trip To Blackpool Pleasure Beach

So, I’ve finally done it. I’ve finally popped my BPB cherry. I braved the 6 (but actually 7) hour travel time to go and visit this ...

Feb 14, 20196 min read

Revisted: Extreme The Sanctuary 22/10/13

For today’s first ever Throwback review we revisit Dan’s experience of The Sanctuary Extreme at Alton Towers in 2013. Entrance Ok so...

Jan 2, 20194 min read

A Jolly Jaunt In London

The festive season may be over, but London hasn’t got the message, which is lucky, as I’ve been working my arse off for the majority of...

Dec 1, 20183 min read

OUR 2019 THEME PARK WISHES

With 2019 only a month away, it got us thinking. What do we want from 2019? This is such a big question as little is actually known about...

Nov 1, 20183 min read

THE MERCHANDISE NAG

Our first nag of November is Merchandise. There have been some very questionable merchandise on sale over the past few years and I just...

Oct 26, 20184 min read

Alton Towers Scarefest 2018

Every year, without fail, Towers Street becomes a pumpkin addict’s dream. The place becomes littered with with the usual pumpkins,...